It’s Valentine’s Day — for the paired-up population. For the rest of us, we can either choose to be resentful or celebrate our independence. That’s why I observe Singles Awareness Day (also known by mostly cynical and self-deprecating individuals as S.A.D.). Bring it on, life; I don’t need a significant other to deal with your troubles and woes! Just pass me that bottle of wine and VHS copy of Space Jam.*
*This requires an ammendment: thanks to my adoring parents, I now own the DVD version of Michael Jordan’s greatest film.
But just in case someone’s looking to pull me into the V-Day celebration this year, here are some tips you might want before trying to woo this blogger-journalist-cinephile-yogi-writer-reader-thinker-drinker-eater-rocker-talker-laugher-GEEK.
Note: this isn’t really meant as a guide; it’s meant to give you a little more insight into who I am, namely, one who gets won over way too easily. If you do choose to use it as a guide, however, be my guest.